Jamaican. New Yorker hailing from the boogie down. Dancer. Temple Undergrad.
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
The fuck you follow me for in the first place? You mad that I know the dudes you sending your loose vagina pics to? You mad that we cackle over your thirsty ass? Just because you cute doesn’t mean you are entitled to voice your opinion on my blog. Gone and git. I made these posts for YOU so YOU can unfollow me already.