December 2011
For 2012...
All I ask, is that my grandmother and mother’s lives are spared for another year
When People are about to fight, →
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1. You have the instigator
2. The hype man
3. The Crowd
4. The Fighters
5. The Cryers
6. Then Me
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That awkward moment when you're in that one class... →
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and you’re just sitting there like
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Set Fire to the Rain →
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Seriously Adele, your lyrics are awkward as f*ck.
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When your crush is in the room and your best... →
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That stressful moment when you can't find anything... →
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When my crush sits next to me →
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Outside:
Inside:
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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Old friend sends you a request:
Some hot person sends you a request:
ENEMY sends you a request:
Someone you know’s Mom sends you a request:
10 year old sends you a request:
Abadajnjlis Munjabajjaba (some foreign person) sends you a request:
Someone with a celeb, cartoon, icon, or shoes as their pic sends you a request:
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meeting people for the first time. →
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When guys meet for the first time:
When girls meet for the first time:
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When somebody takes something from you and you're... →
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Gimme my Crap…
Didnt I just say gimme my shit ?!
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" ____ is in a relationship " →
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When you hear your parents coming when you're not... →
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Safety of Beef Processing Method Is Questioned →
E. coli and salmonella have been found dozens of times in meat processed with a novel ammonia treatment.
When it comes to insults. Always be there for your... →
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when your bestfriend insults someone:
but when someone insults your bestfriend:
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That person who followed you since you were a... →
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Thank you!
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With your sibling... →
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Expectation:
Reality:
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REALLY THOUGH!?!?
I just can’t get a break from my friends, family, school, and work. I am tired of effing crying yet the tears continue to fall. At this point I feel like I am an unnecessary pawn in this game of life *sighs*
To add to my misery,
my left ear has been ringing a lot lately. My caribbean instincts are telling me that someone is talking ish about me. Then again, it could be a health issue. My ignorance is making me fall for the illusion that someone somewhere out there is talking ish about me. What can I say apparently when my name comes up no one has any positive ish to say anyway *kanye shrug* I am gonna crawl back under my...
When theres a hair on your tongue and you try to... →
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And you’re all like “WHY CANT I FIND YOU”
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Just when I thought things couldn't get any...
It did. *sighs* I just can’t win today or any other day in this month so far it seems. *throws up hands in disgust* 2012 better start to look up for me or I will just disappear.
One question
For those of you who are so quick to tell me about my flaws, what do you tell yourselves about yours?
Apparently me caring so much is putting me on the brink of insanity
....
I think I need help. Either psychiatric or therapeutic because I am starting to go insane. As usual I prayed on it today but I feel like it is useless. I know that I shouldn’t doubt god and I know that he gives the answers to many things on his own time but, if you’re ever in my position, you would know EXACTLY how I am feeling right now. I am so confused and frustrated about EVERY...
Today ...
Wasn’t bad because I actually had fun. Tis been a long time since I felt that way. This gives me hope that the rest of this year won’t be as bad as I was expecting it to be.
I need to
invest in a diary/journal/or some type of notebook this break. TOO many things happened over the course of a month and I just lost it. Actually I broke down and I admit that I haven’t been the same since. I would love to go back to the old me but apparently the old me caused a lot of problems. I feel like I am in a lose/lose situation, but I need to get my life together.
People who tag themselves in their profile... →
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Thank you. i was wondering who that person was.
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RANDOM THOUGHT: Have you ever wondered if your... →
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I AM GOING TO WEAR GLOVES EVERY TIME I TOUCH MONEY
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